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The 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked

Posted by Ram Kumar Shrestha on May 30, 2014


By Alexis Kleinman

These days, a beautiful photo of a sandwich isn’t just a beautiful photo of a sandwich, and a snazzy photo of a Mercedes isn’t just a snazzy photo of a Mercedes. They’re porn, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

It’s not quite clear when we started using the word “porn” to describe all things visually appealing. But here we are, and if you can’t beat them, join them with a massive ranking of porn types, I guess? Here they are in order of greatness.

25. Quote Porn

inspirational quote
(via Getty)

Generally a lot less inspirational than you think.

24. Fitness Porn

(via Giphy)

Feels like it exists solely to make us feel bad about ourselves.

23. Nail Polish Porn

nail art
(via Getty)

Isn’t that just going to chip?

22. Car Porn

(via Giphy)

A Maserati wouldn’t even make you look cool if you had it.

21. Shoe Porn

(via Giphy)

I guess this is cool if you’re into that sort of thing.

20. Cityscape Porn

nyc skyline
(via RM)

Beautiful, but you probably think your city is more beautiful than it actually is.

19. Hair Porn

hair model braid
(via AP)

OK, now we’re starting to get a little bit jealous.

18. Wedding Porn

gorgeous beach wedding
(via Getty)

Sort of repulsive to look at, but in a pining way.

17. Room Porn

interior design
(via Gettystock)

Move over, Martha Stewart.

16. Gadget Porn

gadget
(via AP)

Drones are scary, but we still like to look at them for some reason.

15. House Porn

mansion
(via Gettystock)

How much does it cost? Doesn’t matter; give me one.

14. Cocktail Porn

fancy cocktail
(via AP)

If it’s not gorgeous, it’s not worth drinking.

13. Vacation Porn

vacation destination
(via Getty)

Ugh.

12. Cabin Porn

cabin norway
(via Getty)

Ughhhhhh.

11. Garden Porn

longwood gardens
(via Getty)

Ughhhhhhhhhhh.

10. Book Porn

a little book porn. from my collection of 17th-18th century armorial book. yes i'm a nerd.
(via Imgur)

Beautiful AND it makes you seem smart.

9. Map Porn

Map Porn - Most Popular US Attractions
(via Imgur)

There is no such thing as “too many maps.”

8. Design Porn

miami international airport
(via AP)

Shut up and take our money.

7. Abandoned Places Porn

abandoned mill
(via Getty)

Get me out of this office.

6. Photography Porn


(via Imgur)

GET ME OUT OF THIS OFFICE.

5. Earth Porn

rock arch
(via AP)

CAN YOU HEAR ME, PEOPLE?

4. History Porn

brooklyn bridge 1914
(via AP)

Oooooooooooh. OK, I will stay.

3. Space Porn

(via Giphy)

It’s. Just. So. Majestic.

2. Actual Porn

porn
(via Getty)

Classic.

1. Food Porn

(via Giphy)

OM NOM NOM. GIMME. GIMME. GIMME.

One Response to “The 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked”

  1. Check out are list of the most WTF Porn Parodies ever. http://popcornwhiskey.com/2014/05/30/wtf-porn-parodies/#more-303

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